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Big Pimpin’ October 22, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in bathroom humor, celebrities, current events, funny, humor, opinion, pedestrian behavior, prostitutes, random references, sarcasm, television, weird, world news.
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So got a bit of a shocker just a while ago from John.

Our beloved James Lipton, host of the venerable Inside the Actors Studio, was apparently a pimp earlier in his career.

Now, watching him on TV he is very calculating and reserved. Not qualities you would expect from a pimp.

Actually the news was suprising to all, especially Tony Soprano himself. James Gandolfini was unofficially quoted saying during a taping of Inside the Actors Studio: “If I knew he waz a pimp, I woulda cast him in da show. Capice?”.

I love the quote from Lipton: “We were earning our living together, this young woman and I, we made a rather good living, I must say.”

What they didn’t tell you was he followed that with a hearty laugh and a “Well played Mr. Lipton”.

I wonder if he had index cards for all of the prostitutes he pimped out and interviewed?

Imagine the scene.

Faux Inside the Actors Studio (a cheap run down flat outside of Paris). Dark room, lit by only one lightbulb hanging precariously from the ceiling. Mr. Lipton in a big leather chair sitting across from a young prostitute. Mr. Lipton looks at his index card, takes a puff of a pipe, and glances up, admiring said prostitute.

After a long awkward pause, Mr Lipton says: “If your vagina could be an animal what animal would it be?”

The prostitute hesitates and answers in a french accent: “I would be a beav-ah… Monsieur”.

Lipton: (tilts his head back and laughs) “Ha-ha-ha, well played madame, well played.”

End scene.

Obviously if you’ve never seen his show, or the parody of his show on Saturday Night Live, you won’t find any of this funny. If you haven’t seen it, Will Farrell actually did one of the best James Lipton impersonations evernull

Pure comedic genius.

In other news:

Apparently Kid Rock got into a brawl at the Waffle House in Hot-lanta over the weekend.

Hopefully he paid for his fuckin waffles. Last time he stiffed me that prick!

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1. roger - October 22, 2007

that is fuckin hysterical!! Lipton was a pimp! hahaha

2. howie - October 22, 2007

that’s awesome! i can’t believe it…he’s definitely not pimp quality! although it’s always those quiet and reserved guys!

3. ethan - October 22, 2007

Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!

LETS GO RED SOX!!!!!!

4. trevor - October 22, 2007

can’t believe we’re going back to the WS…crazy!

funny shit today my friend…funny shit

5. candice - October 22, 2007

After a long awkward pause, Mr Lipton says: “If your vagina could be an animal what animal would it be?”

The prostitute hesitates and answers in a french accent: “I would be a beav-ah… Monsieur”.

LMAO…hahahahaaah…that’s awesome! hahaha

6. bubba - October 22, 2007

kid rock is trash…waffle house brawls…hah.

7. Mr. Blogger - October 22, 2007

it’s safe to say your post was “Well played”. funny stuff as usual!

8. janet - October 22, 2007

that’s great! needed the laugh…i couldn’t imagine him as a pimp either…too funny!

9. kenneth - October 22, 2007

After a long awkward pause, Mr Lipton says: “If your vagina could be an animal what animal would it be?”

The prostitute hesitates and answers in a french accent: “I would be a beav-ah… Monsieur”.

That seriously can be one of the funniest things i’ve read in a long time! Nicely done!

10. Msense - October 22, 2007

[…] Movie Blog wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt So got a bit of a shocker just a while ago from John. Apparently our beloved James Lipton, host of the venerable Inside the Actors Studio, was apparently a pimp earlier in his career. Now, watching him on TV he is very calculating and reserved. Not qualities you would expect from a pimp. Actually the news was suprising to all, […]

11. nelson - October 22, 2007

Lipton a pimp? That’s unreal….wonder if he had to pimp slap any bitches?

12. gary - October 22, 2007

that farrell clip is the best!! i’m hysterical laughing at my desk right now!

13. bob - October 22, 2007

James “Lolita” Lipton has a nice ring to it

14. dan - October 22, 2007

calculating and reserved. Not qualities you would expect from a pimp.

which is why people probably feared him! 🙂

15. tiffany - October 22, 2007

lipton can pimp me out! grrrr

16. abarclay12 - October 22, 2007

I wonder if Lipton asked his ho’s what their favorite swear words were. He loves this question. And that picture of Kid Rock with “I Can’t Haz Da Wafflez” – I’m still laughing at that.

17. Laurie Kendrick - October 23, 2007

CJ,

I came here for pics of Kid Waffle…buttery, maple syrupy goodness.

As for Jimmy Lipton being a pimp? Maybe in the West Village.

LK

18. Laurie Kendrick - October 23, 2007

You non photo posting BASTARD!!!!

19. whatpushesmybuttons - October 23, 2007

thanks guys…i seriously was cracking up for 10 minutes after writing the monologue…i kept saying to myself well played. well played.

AB: yeah, i couldn’t resist. plus since “cheezburger” is mainsteam now…as they say, if you can’t beat em, join em. BTW…funny shit with the post…love the part about the kids losing their hands at tug o war.

LK: I was going to post a picture of a waffle dripping with syrup…but i figured rock’s goofy grin was good enough.

Lipton is big in the west village drag queen scene…last i saw he was at lucky cheng’s smacking some guy/girl in the face for only pulling in one large last night.

20. chris - October 23, 2007

btw…congrats to the sox..really…the only team that had a chance to beat them was the yanks, and once they were gone it was the sox’s to lose. hopefully the rockies make it a better series than the cardinals did.

21. Celebrity Trashcan - October 23, 2007

What self respecting redneck would not throw down and defend his honor in the presence of skanks at the Waffle House? This is so white trash but great media exposure for Kid Rock. He has a new album to pimp and news like this reinforces his “badass” monicker among his fans.

22. keywork. - October 23, 2007

I don’t know about ‘badass’. Something tells me that throwing down at a Waffle House doesn’t quite make anyone a ‘badass’. Putting someone’s face to the griddle, badass. Slapping Tommy Lee at an awards show? Bitch-made. Sorry, Kid, but you’re just an ass.

23. keywork. - October 23, 2007

Note to Key Supporters: Check my blog for a campaign update. The first stop on the Campaign Trail takes the coondidate to Denver. Thanks for the support, WPMB.

24. thefreshcracker - October 24, 2007

I have just one thing to say about James Lipton: SCRUMTRULESCENT.

25. Anonymous - December 26, 2007

wut kind of sick fucker r u wut the fuck kind of person puts a person ,who prolly has problems already, who has severe gynocomestia

26. Nude Pamela Anderson Nude Nude Boy - March 14, 2008

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