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Mystery Illness Solved September 18, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in current events, food, Garbage Pail Kids, opinion, random references, world news.
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So as some of you have heard by now, a meteor crash in Peru has apparently made some Peruvian residents ill.


http://news.yaho
o.com/s/afp/20070918/sc_afp/peruhealthoffbeat

Residents were complaining of headaches and vomiting as a result of “foul odor” caused by the meteor crash.

However I’m a little skeptical of that. Meteors are friendly glowing objects that just happen to put holes in our surface. There’s nothing wrong with a little crater here and there along the surface of the earth. Plus isn’t the point of skin care products to make our skin glow every now and again. No one ever said what color it had to glow.


Crater Chris proves that craters are a good thing for your skin

I personally think Peruvian residents could have had it a lot worse. They could have been exposed to a bad batch of ceviche. That would have given them a bad odor to complain about!

How can one person be this knowledgable about odors, caused by not only food but by meteors as well you ask? Well, that’s simple my friends, especially when you’re a certified Tetris master!


Eat your heart out Ken Jennings, I’m a certified Tetris Master!

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Comments»

1. roger - September 18, 2007

ha a self proclaimed “odor master”…that’s not something to be too proud of is it? 🙂

2. Mr. Blogger - September 18, 2007

dude…sometimes i think you might be smoking crack when you write your blog…

3. dean - September 18, 2007

Is that a self portrait? 🙂

4. nincompoop - September 19, 2007

good lord…how the hell did you get up to level 19!!

5. janet - September 19, 2007

yeah…your train of thought looks like it was derailed! haha…suffering from A.D.D. these days?

6. victor - September 19, 2007

hey ethan: where you been?? or have you stopped saying Yankees Suck! since your lead is only 2 games now?

7. bob - September 19, 2007

ha yeah…wasn’t gonna say anything but ethan has been noticably absent since the sox lead has dwindled


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