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Excuse me sir… July 26, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in critique, fashion, opinion.

I think your pants are falling off your ass.

What? They’re meant to be that way? Well I’ll be damned. Kids these days and their wacky fashions.

Speaking of wacky fashion…what’s the deal with gladiator sandals? Seriously.

I mean the pair above costs $1,200! All for what? Unless you’re starring in the next sequel of Gladiator or vacationing in Rome during the time of the Roman Empire, I see no reason why this should be in style. Let alone paying over a grand for them. What’s the difference between that shoe and sticking your foot in a slinky?

Sticking your foot in a slinky would be a lot more affordable and just as stylish. Maybe it’s just me…but paying over $1,000 for some cheap metal wrapped around your leg isn’t that appealing. I mean Lindsay Lohan had some pretty mean metal wrapped around her ankle and look where it got her: a one way ticket to federal “pound me in the ass” prison. Maybe the female visitors to this blog could enlighten me a bit on this current fashion trend?



1. trent - July 26, 2007

hahaha…pound me in the ass prison…hahaha

2. roge - July 26, 2007

yeah…i don’t see the appeal…but then again i’m a guy…what do i know!

3. elyse - July 26, 2007

those shoes are HOT! 😉

ha…but seriously i’ve never spent more than $150 on a pair of shoes. don’t see the reason too.

4. candice - July 26, 2007

ha you’re right a slinky would be a lot more affordable AND stylish! 🙂

5. candice - July 26, 2007

oh and i bought a pair of gladiator sandals recently…but i certainly didn’t spend $1,000 on them! i think they were $40 or $50…but honestly, i don’t like them…just trying to keep up with the fashion these days!

6. ethan - July 26, 2007

Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!

7. victor - July 26, 2007

i’d kill my wife if she ever spent $1,000 on shoes!

8. mandy - July 26, 2007

yeah i really don’t see the appeal of those shoes. they’re certainly not sexy…nor are they stylish. but what do i know, i’m just a good ole country girl! 😉

9. melissa - July 26, 2007

that slinky is hot! 🙂

10. gary - July 26, 2007

i personally think the roman helmet is a much better fashion accessory for women!

11. jake - July 26, 2007


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13. trevor - July 26, 2007

awesome! good work gary!

14. Mr. Blogger - July 26, 2007

dude..you crack me up….slinky…haha…you’re 100% right though.

15. nincompoop - July 26, 2007

that shoes looks like a bad fossil at a museum! haha

16. Ally - July 29, 2007

I cannot imagine any pair of shoes looking good enough to spend $1000…..

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