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Wide World of Search June 25, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in bathroom humor, critique, funny, humor, opinion, random references, sarcasm, weird.

So occasionally I like to peer behind the scenes and see what articles are generating the most traffic on my blog. Thanks to some nifty WordPress tools, I can see not only track which posts are read most often, but I can also see what search engine terms people use to find my blog (I don’t know who is visiting my blog but in some instances I’d rather not know – as you’ll see in a bit). I know most of you are regular readers out there, but there’s a good chunk of visitors that stumble upon What Pushes My Buttons randomly thanks to search engines like Google and Yahoo.

You would think most people would find WPMB by searching for terms included in my more popular posts, like the best songs to sing in the shower and pedestrian violations. A lot of people find my blog by searching for “fattening foods” or high sodium foods, which takes them to my posting on “If the food is so bad for you then why are there no fat Chinese people.” Others may find me through my often random references, like my commentary on the WWF Ice Cream Bar, Rachel Ray or the hookers in hunts point featured on HBO.

However I do get some visitors thanks for random search terms. How they get to WPMB I don’t know, but here are some of the funnier (or disturbing) search terms used that ultimately led to my blog, with my comments added in:

Search terms: Funny boss killing games, Killing someone with your pinky, Killing game with saw

Yes there are such people out there that search for these things. Disturbing? Maybe. But they ultimately got my blog through the Time “Killing” Game of the Day post.

Search terms: getting teabagged pictures, naked gyms, naked workouts.

Obviously some people like working out in the nude…but looking for pictures of people getting teabagged? Yeah…no comment. They got to WPMB through the Do you work out in the nude posting

Search terms: Ass explosion, shit on a seat.

This is getting more and more disturbing by the second. Although I can see why they found us, especially with posts like That ain’t right

Search term: hasidic hookers.

Why someone would search for a Hasidic hooker is beyond me. Don’t even know where to look for that reference.

Search term: Cock.

Yep…cock. How they came here looking for cock I don’t know (or why they are looking for cock in the first place). But that pretty much takes the cake.

Anyway, I had an interesting weekend in the Catskills “fishing” – if you can call what I did fishing…I’ll have that story for you shortly.



1. gary - June 25, 2007

me and my family are looking for sex

2. ethan - June 25, 2007

Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!

3. roger - June 25, 2007

I know I came here looking for cock 😉

4. tiffany - June 25, 2007

haha…roger…very nice….High Five!

sounds like all sorts of characters come here once in a while. let’s welcome them with OPEN ARMS

5. howie - June 25, 2007

actually i came here looking for some poontang…

6. candice - June 25, 2007

ha…oh brother…crazy what people search for these days…can’t wait to hear about the fishing trip!

7. nincompoop - June 25, 2007

i came here cause i was told there would be free punch and pie?

8. mr. blogger - June 25, 2007

ha…nincompoop is that a cartman/south park reference??

9. What Pushes My Buttons - June 25, 2007

who knows maybe they were looking for caulk instead? Get it…caulk.

thank you. thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.

anyway i’m a little disturbed by some people’s searches and more disturbed by my association with those searches…

maybe i should change the blog’s name too:

What Pushes My Buttons – The place to come for roosters, tea bags and shit on a stick.

10. MaxSpeederIAM - August 22, 2007

A great read, very informative
Been looking for a blog like this one for a while
Keep up the good work.


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