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“Disturb”ia June 22, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in bathroom humor, comedy, common sense, critique, eating, food, funny, humor, opinion, sarcasm, stupidity, television, video, weird.
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ESR-W sent me this link yesterday and she said she was too disturbed to look at it.

The website is: www.Fat-Man.org

Of course nothing is too disturbing for me so I took a gander. Egads! Here’s what the guy says on his site:

“Hello, and welcome to my website. My name is Chris but you can refer to me as Fat Man! This site is designed to showcase my supreme fatness. Below are videos you can watch showcasing my supreme fatness! Enjoy!”

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I’m disturbed in the fact that I share the same name as “Fat Man”. But anyone who says they “showcase their supreme fatness” is ok in my book.

To avoid grossing some of you out I won’t post the videos here. Although here are some of the captions of his videos so you get a feel of what you’re in for:

Here is a video of me improving my supreme fatness by eating chips and drinking beer!

Here is a video of me eating 10 hot dogs in just a few minutes!

Here is a video of me eating a pack of cookies even though I have diabetes!

Here is a video of me eating 9 delicious Boston Cream Dunkin Donuts!

In this video I store some Hot Pockets underneath my breast for later consumption!

Ok ok…that’s enough. You know what…I can’t resist.

Here’s the Hot Pockets video
Here’s the hot dog video

(Or go to the blogger version of this site to view the videos)

I was half-expecting Harry Carey to come into the room and say “hey,if you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself?”

Although in Fat Man’s case you know the answer would definitely be a resounding Marv Albert Yes!

But this kid is definitely disturbed. You can tell by watching the videos. I started out by laughing but then became just plain frightened for him. Especially eating all these sweets when he has diabetes. I love the fact that he’s like “watch me drink soda and eat cookies even though I’m about to drop dead due to diabetes”. That’s like David Blaine or Criss Angel saying “watch me fall from the Empire State Building, hurdling to the ground below without a harness!” One of the comments on YouTube was “I think he’s dead cause he hasn’t posted a new video in weeks”. Yikes!

I hope you’re still alive Fat Man. Because you’re an inspiration to us all!

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1. trent - June 22, 2007

oh my fuckin god!!!!!

2. roger - June 22, 2007

yeah…thanks for sharing…good thing i already ate breakfast

3. james - June 22, 2007

where’d you get that picture of me??? hah

4. mr. blogger - June 22, 2007

did you seriously use the word Egads??? haha

5. dean - June 22, 2007

Here is a video of me improving my supreme fatness by eating chips and drinking beer!

hah…sounds like my life!

6. candice - June 22, 2007

OMG!!! i can’t help but laugh even though i know its wrong…so wrong!!

7. ethan - June 22, 2007

Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!

8. gary - June 22, 2007

ummm….yeah…videos were very disturbing!!!

i can’t believe he shoved hot pockets under his breasts.

9. elyse - June 22, 2007

I just threw up in my mouth…so grosssssss….

10. bob - June 22, 2007

I love how he says “Hi folks…fat man here again!”

poor kid…he’s obviously got problems.

11. melissa - June 22, 2007

the kid is probably dead!!!!!!!!!! poor man…he needs some professional help!

12. victor - June 22, 2007

that picture says Sex Kitten!

13. bubba - June 22, 2007

One of the comments on YouTube was “I think he’s dead cause he hasn’t posted a new video in weeks”. Yikes!

Maybe he ran out of stuff to eat! haha

14. nelson - June 22, 2007

and i thought i was fat….man…. (no pun intended)

15. fred - June 22, 2007

I’m so disturbed right now…appropriate name for the post i guess

16. howie - June 22, 2007

Wow….just Wow….i love on his website how he does breast lifts for exercise! hysterical

17. tammy - June 22, 2007

i wish i could hide hot pockets under my breasts! 😉

18. trevor - June 22, 2007

WTF?!? that’s crazy…i hope this guy’s ok….

19. jake - June 22, 2007

awesome harry carey video….will ferrell was the best on SNL!

20. nincompoop - June 22, 2007

Get in my belly!!! he’s a Fat Bastard!

21. lauriekendrick - June 23, 2007

Yes, disturbing sums it up. I took one look at this massive gelatinous tub of goo and immediately went and threw up the entire contents ih my stomach.

I’m all about certain people grabbing their 15 minutes of fame..but this is years and years of flab. Big difference. I pity the guy, really.

Other than being an immense cry for help, posing videos as he did has solved a decades old crime. I think we’ll find Hoffa in one of his ass cracks . What’s scary is that I just don’t know which one.

Funny stuff. but then again, that’s what you do, DOG!
Randy Jackson/American Eye Dull

22. lauriekendrick - June 23, 2007

Lastly, someone should check his stool for Amelia Earhardt!

23. frederick - September 26, 2007

actually i think we know where to find Madelein McCann now! 🙂


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