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Time “Killing” Game of the Day April 4, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in celebrities, funny, games, opinion, random references, sarcasm, travel, video games, world news.

Since its a gloomy and rainy Wednesday here in the NYC, its a great time to cheer yourself up with a family friendly game!  Today’s “time killing” game comes courtesy of Adult Swim (kudos to Juliana for the find!). 

The game is entitled: 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself.



Why are you killing yourself you ask?  Well your boss just asked you to come into another waste of your time meeting and frankly you’ve had enough.  So you use anything in your reach, staplers, scissors, lighters, talking to other coworkers, etc, to expediate your death. 

Not that I’m condoning such behavior, but as a game it’s fairly entertaining.  Definitely worth a play or two. Or ten.

Anyway, now that I’ve helped destroy corporate productivity in the workplace today, I’m reaching out to all of my British friends out there. In May, I’ll be making my first visit to London and I’m looking for any suggestions on fun things to do or good places to eat. I know the obvious “must-do” tourist attractions are Tower Bridge, Westminster Abbey, the London Eye, etc…but anything else you suggest I should see or do while I’m out and about in England is more than welcomed! You know fun things like swimming in the Thames, punching a Bobbie in the face, handing out Beckhams are Gods pamphlets, you know…fun stuff like that. I’m sure I’ll have plenty to talk about regarding British pedestrian behavior and the vast world of the underground, but anything “out of the ordinary” or off the beaten path you’d like me to check out I’d be more than happy too. Although if it leads to any jail time I’m knocking on your door for some bail money!

In other world news, I was deeply saddened to see that Pippi Longstocking passed away today. I’ve been a long time fan. Although I was surprised to see that she was living in Asia (Hong Kong) and she had her hair darkened and her freckles removed. Although it was no surprise to me that she was the richest woman in Asia, all those royalties she made off her movie and books deals must have been astronomical! But nonetheless she’ll sure be missed!




1. candice - April 4, 2007

Is that for real??? She really died?

2. trent - April 4, 2007

Hah..dude…funny shit… very un politically correct…but very funny. its nice to see someone keeps up with their world news!

3. candice - April 4, 2007

“Although I was surprised to see that she was living in Asia (Hong Kong) and she had her hair darkened and her freckles removed”

you are hysterical! i went to google to search who you were talking about and saw the pics with her ponytails. funny…although slightly wrong for poking fun of the dead…but funny 😉

4. whatpushesmybuttons - April 4, 2007

i know guys…very un “P.C.” of me…but when have I ever been politically correct? 🙂 sorry to trick you candice.

5. candice - April 4, 2007

no worries…i should have known you were being sarcastic!

6. mr. blogger - April 4, 2007

ha…you know i was thinking the same thing when i saw her picture. if i see this in the onion next week i’m gonna call bullshit on them!

7. roger - April 4, 2007

looks like there’s a lot of death in this post…hah.

8. gary - April 4, 2007

you know….at first i was afraid to laugh…but fuck it..i’m laughing!

9. jake - April 5, 2007

took me a while to get the reference…nice work!

10. anonymous - April 5, 2007

here’s a suggestion: stay out of my country!! haha

11. Wide World of Search « What Pushes My Buttons - June 25, 2007

[…] Yes there are such people out there that search for these things. Disturbing? Maybe. But they ultimately got my blog through the Time “Killing” Game of the Day post. […]

12. Anonymous - December 31, 2007

jackass bitch

13. tan sanh ginseng herb - December 17, 2013

According to the IRS Westminster press release on Friday, Brian Lee and
Jack Do on of Tan Sanh Ginseng Herb at 9659 Bolsa Ave will undergo a thorough tax investigation.

“We (IRS) will be performing a full investigation of cash practices and a month long audit for each and every credit card transaction made during the 2010-2013 tax periods…. We believe that we will find a numerous amount of transactions that took place without sales tax being charged….” said OC IRS auditor Gin Ho.
The establishment had been flagged by the State sales tax system when
compared to other business taking place at the same address block.

The California Superior Court will subpena all credit
card holders placing transactions at Tan Sanh Ginseng Herb to produce receipts of purchase
or they will be sued by the state for sales tax. “The City of Westminster has been trying to clean up our act as much as possible from hustlers like the alleged defendants. We have to pay for roads and schools and all sorts of staff to keep the city going. It’s a shame things like this happen due to the selfishness and greed of a few the public suffers.”.
Future civil suits are pending the investigation of Brian Lee and Jack Do to revoke
their business license and prevent the future opening of
storefronts in the County of Orange.

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