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Do you work out in the nude? Only when I’m naked … March 7, 2007

Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in bathroom humor, funny, gym, weird, world news.
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(a little National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon I reference for you to start your Wed morning).

Anyway, I was ready to have this whole blog posting about the rules of pedestrian engagement and a proposed new system I have to penalize people who perform annoying or stupid pedestrian acts, but I came across something more disturbing that derailed my train of thought for the time being (but no worries…the pedestrian story will be unveiled very soon!).

Apparently, a gym in the Netherlands decided to open up Sunday’s as a nude workout day. Yes, nude. I mean not that this would happen anywhere besides the Netherlands (actually, strike that, it would probably happen in any country who embraced nudity unlike the good ole’ prudish U.S.A or most Middle Eastern countries where even exposing an eyelid is forbidden). But not too shocking that this was transpiring in the Netherlands.

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/nudists-sweat-it-out-at-dutch-gym/20070305133609990002


Nude gym goer in the Netherlands

Now, while this is very disturbing in many ways, including seeing some guys junk flying all over the place while he’s on the treadmill, if a gym wants to have a naked day so be it. You may not find me there, unless it was supermodel day or something. Then again I’m not in any shape to be seen in a gym, let alone workout naked. But if you’re the kind of person that would enjoy such a thing take a trip to the Netherlands sometime. At least you’d save having to purchase a gym locker for the day!

Although I do have some issues with this whole naked thing.

Issue 1) I’d want whatever equipment I was using fully sterilized after a naked person used it. I don’t need to sit on a bike naked that some naked ass already sat on. The bike would be all sweaty and have ass residue. I don’t need that shit (literally). So I’d want some lysol, formula 409 and any other type of industrial strength cleaner at my disposal.

Issue 2) What happens if you’re lifting weights??? Is the person spotting you fully nude as well? I mean at that point you’re practically getting teabagged by the person spotting you. Like I want to look up and see some guys hairy balls dangling in front of my face while I’m bench pressing. No thanks. (Side note: Actually I think I just grossed myself out, which is pretty hard for me to do.)

Issue 3) For those that attach their ipods to their clothes. Where do they put them? I guess an armband is fine…or at least the shuffle can clip onto your nipples. No comment. I’m still disturbed by the bench pressing teabag reference.

Ok…yeah, on that note…end of discussion. This naked gym thing is a bad…baaaaad idea.

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Comments»

1. Roger - March 7, 2007

sick dude…i almost lost my breakfast

2. Anonymous - March 7, 2007

dude…thanks for the disgusting image. jackass.

3. neil from the uk - March 7, 2007

Look…there’s the line…and oh, you just crossed over it.

4. aussieblogger - March 7, 2007

mate…i was doing ok until that whole teabagging line. some things are better left unsaid!

5. Anonymous - March 7, 2007

The disturbed meter just went up and through the roof.

6. Chris - March 7, 2007

Sorry to gross everyone out…just saying what everyone else is afraid to ask!

7. James - March 7, 2007

I haven’t read in a few days and now i read this…man…put a warning label on your blog post next time. Like, naked man below, don’t read any further.

8. trent - March 29, 2007

“I mean at that point you’re practically getting teabagged by the person spotting you”

I just spit out my soda out of my nose. thanks alot. asshole 🙂

9. candice - March 29, 2007

eeewwww…that’s so gross. NO THANKS! Don’t need some smelly women’s cooch rubbing all over my bike seat. nasstiee.

10. bethany - March 29, 2007

Issue 2) What happens if you’re lifting weights??? Is the person spotting you fully nude as well? I mean at that point you’re practically getting teabagged by the person spotting you. Like I want to look up and see some guys hairy balls dangling in front of my face while I’m bench pressing. No thanks. (Side note: Actually I think I just grossed myself out, which is pretty hard for me to do.)

Um…yeah, i think you just grossed ALL of us out. Double eeewww.

11. janet - March 30, 2007

OH MY GOD!!! I Don’t even know what to say…i’m laughing but blushing at the same time. This blog is the best!

12. whatpushesmybuttons - March 30, 2007

Sorry guys about the teabagging comment. I just grossed myself out thinking about it again.

13. leslie - April 9, 2007

OMG….Teabagging!!! hahaha. nice.

14. kenneth - June 5, 2007

haha…awesome!

15. farrah - July 26, 2007

OMFG…hahahaha…soooo nasty! i think i just verped in my mouth!

16. Willie - September 16, 2007

Just a note to all: While working out nude, you must wear a towel while sitting on any surface or item. Oh yea, you must have of been teabagged according to that issue.

17. dude - September 25, 2007

I think it would be fun. So the balls dangle, the dong flops around, so what. Use a towel to sit on.

18. Chris - September 26, 2007

Dude: that’s disturbing…seriously. no further comment.

Willie: nope never been teabagged. I’ve put actual teabags on my eyelids before to help with some ailment i had, but i’ve never had someone lower their balls to my face thank you.

19. Paul - October 7, 2007

Wow, a towel..Not going to save you from old flabby asses.

20. Arnold - October 7, 2007

Does any one knows the name of that TV show/Fitness TV show where people work out naked? If you do, please tell the name and the channel

21. chris - October 10, 2007

doesn’t ring a bell Arnold

Paul: yeah, a towel doesn’t offer a lot of protection, but it least it’s absorbent!

22. AJ - October 30, 2007

Quit being so old fashioned guys…working out nude would be awesome. Americans need to get over the fear of nakedness…cheers…. Some guy in canada

23. travis - January 13, 2008

fun!

24. Jim - May 9, 2008

I work around the house and my backyard nude! Have a lot of acreage and my closest neighbor is about 5 miles away here in Wyoming. So, I have nothing to worry about. I just put on a robe to go to my mailbox and curb for the mail and/or paper. If it freaks some of you out, well who told you to do it?

25. Anonymous - June 5, 2008

ok yeah a little disturbing, but so freakin hilarious! I was almost at tears. Kudos man

26. Anonymous - June 6, 2008

were all born naked gawd

and your going to a GYM
not a hospital, your not going to catch t3h gh3y just becasue theres naked people SWEATING, IN A GYM

why are you so bothered by naked men, im straight, but it dosent bother me, it just dosent excite me

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