Grimgrinch Rascalton December 5, 2007
Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in humor.trackback
So I was passed along an email yesterday to “find my grinch” name.
Normally I don’t play along but this was actually pretty fun, in an office humor dorky sorta way (click on the image to launch the page).
If you use my full name, Christopher, my grinch name becomes: Meanmonkey Rascalton.
Nice…i always wanted to be a Mean Monkey. Actually I had auditioned for a mean monkey part in Family Guy, but got beaten out by the much more sinister looking Evil Monkey.
Anyway, thought it would be fun for everyone to share their Grinch name. Sort of like a bonding experience to pull together the WPMB audience this holiday season.
So please reply to this post with a comment stating your Grinch name!
Btw…happy Hannukah to all of our Jewish friends out there.
Grouchytroll Rascalton! haha. We have the same last name Chris!!
Bleakgrinch Fussyhead
LOL. haha
Crotchetygrinch Snottyton. Sweet!
Peevishcrab Snottyjerk
I’ve always wanted to be a peevishcrab!
Peevishfrown Wickednose
WTF? I have a similar first name as Nincompoop. That blows.
Dude. My name is the best!
Scroogeywhiner Crankyham
Fucking awesome. Crankyham.
ooooh…my name is: Crabbyfrown Scoundrelbottom
Scoundrelbottom. Sounds like something typically reserved for Beyonce
get a load of this one:
Crabbygrinch Jerkyshorts
Jerkyshorts!?!
Great, I’m Surlybeast Cheerlesspoop.
Frownymonster Snippyfoot
my mom used to call me frowny monster. hah…j/k. although i do like snippyfoot. has a nice ring to it.
Stingyfrown Snottyshorts
Scroogeyfrown Crustyton
Won’t you take me too…crustyton! haha
Miserlygloom Jerkypants
hey gary – jerky pants is a lot better than jerky shorts!
Scroogeyturkey Crustyfoot
Thanks a lot for this–Scroogeturkey was my grandfather’s name and he was a horrible human being. Now I have to start therapy ALL OVER again. I’m billing you for it you sorry bastard.
well, apparently, you can’t get anything past these generators. I entered my name and here’s what I got:
Dirty Fucking Raccoon Politician.
Thanks Chris, I love honesty. But this is the last time I play any of your games. I would have been happy with ‘Turkeyfucker Gobblesnatch’.
“Gobblesnatch”–my new favorite word–Key, that is the hardest I’ve laughed since I read about Dan Rather suing CBS.
Thanks, Murph, I aim to please or impregnate, apparently.
Funny stuff key. Although Turkey Fucker Gobble Snatch sounds like a hard core porn in the turkey industry.
Imagine the promo: She Struts! She Gobbles! She Fucks and give up her snatch! Watch the Tom Tom and feathers fly in this can’t miss Turkey Porn!
oh and sorry murph…feel free to send any therapy bills to my attorney.
Yeah, chris, I guess even my subconscious is in the gutter. smoking dope with my mind, no doubt. Those filthy rapscallions. Shame on you, shame on you both.
Angrytroll Snippyfoot
my name takes the cake!
Moodytroll Crankynoodle
LMAO!
Scroogeycrab Rascalnose – Found your blog from a racquetball link to mine and have been LMAO. Very funny stuff. Turkeyfucker Snatchgobbler was a very common name back in ND although I don’t know the extent of the turkey porn industry there.
Thanks for the laughs!
Karmental: Thanks for stopping by! Anyone who’s a fan of racquetball is a friend of mine! Nice scrooge name too – Scroogeycrab is a good one!
Glad you’ve enjoyed yourself here and have gotten a few laughs. Feel free to come back and visit again soon! The turkeyfuckers here won’t bite!
Bleakgloom Wickednoggin
wickednoggin sounds very new englandish though.
like, ah shit, i got a wicked noggin i can’t get rid of.