Attention Holiday Shoppers November 29, 2007
Posted by whatpushesmybuttons in humor, opinion, pedestrian behavior, photos, pictures, sarcasm.trackback
Consumers: Be aware of pickpocketers this holiday season.
Employers: Be aware of employees this holiday season.
Funny how I was walking behind this guy the other day with this Loss Prevention jacket and a shopping bag. I mean, call it irony right? Of course I’m sure he was just taking home some merchandise he purchased at the store. But hey, you never know right? But why would he wear that jacket out on the street like that?
Personally I know no one will fuck with my shit this holiday season or in general.
Why?
I have a nice grizzly watching over my stuff:
Try stealing my stapler now bitch. Have a bear bite your hand off. See how that feels.
irony can be pretty ironic sometimes
a bear watching over your stuff. haha
i believe you have my stapler
that jacket’s hot, need to get me one of those
ha. an anti shop lifting bear. that would scare some people out of shoplifting.
i’m proud to say i’m lead free since 93! well except for the dozens of #2 pencils i’ve chewed on in the past 15 years!
I like walking around with a jacket on that says “Anderson Cooper is Gay” but that’s just me.
I want an obnoxious orange jacket, too!
Damn, how’d you get that grizzly to cover your stash?