Are You ‘Shittin’ Me? November 6, 2007
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So thanks to John for this ’scoop’ today.
Apparently there’s a memo in Florida that was created by a sheriff’s office warning of a new drug called “Jenkem”.
This drug is “a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past”.
Although in doing some research, it looks like (according to Wikipedia), “the first media description of Jenkem came from an Inter Press Service wire report in 1995.”
The smoking gun just got their hands on this memo and posted it on their site.
The Smoking Gun hasn’t found verification of any student actually using the drug but honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if they were. Actually it’s been reported this drug was often used in Germany just before prostitutes took part in shizer videos. Ok I can’t really back that up.
But could you imagine getting high off of a combination of stale feces and urine? No thanks. That smell definitely wouldn’t put me in an euphoric state. It may make me puke my guts up everywhere, but it’s doubtful if you could get that much of a buzz from the smell?
Anyone out there ever use it and if so what was your experience?
that’s fuckin gross!!! no way i would inhale that shit…literally
can’t say i ever used it
although i’ve inhaled some crazy shit before, but not actual shit…at least not that i know of!
fuck that shit
i’m inhaled worse than that for sure!
why am i not surprised nincompoop.
i love the video link on the smoking gun website of the cheerleaders who was like anyone who uses it is an idiot.
haha
yeah, i don’t want to even know what that smells like…so gross!
Yeah..I just snorted a turd rail. I’m high as a kite but the inside of my nose smells like piss.
Dude.
Thanks for informing us you DEA ragging, gack doing, Needle Park living BASTARD!!!!!
Jenkem has totally changed my life. I don’t teach, socialize, or pray without a generous swig of this stuff. If not for Jenkem, I don’t know where I’d be. Probably in a construction zone somewhere still trying to get high off of porta-potty fumes. I highly recommend it.
hello, tiffany. chris, you are aware of Bagel’s expose’ on this, right? Check it out. http://rationreality.com/2007/09/01/word-of-the-week-jenkem/
Key: I must have missed that! crap…talk about being behind the times huh. sorry bagel!
No worries, Chris.
Thanks for the love, KW.
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Chris, since you’re always linking to us, I’ve updated my jenkem post to include this link. I put you between wikipedia and associated press.
thanks bagel! i’m proud to say i’m just as authoritative of a newssource as wiki and the AP…that’s when i’m not 2 months behind on a story….
thanks for the love….love
Jenkem? You’ve got to be shittin’ me…
Man jenkem is the stuff.
What is really good is when you let it ferment for a looong time.
Then
you inhale the gas
and then drink the pee
and chew the poo
Don’t forget to slosh it around in your mouth! =D